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Edit: HA, FIXED. screw you html code!! screw you to hell! i just kicked your ass! *dance dance*
So, I have finally, officially, written Stiglitz Wicki. Think of this as my first probing into these characters, finding my bearings and what-not. This is almost more of a character study, than a fic. Let's see if I get it right. *nervous face*

Title: Wicki Knew, Not Knowing
Pairing: Stiglitz/Wicki
Rating: NC-17.
Summary: er...a series of vignettes, about Stiglitz and Wicki's relationship. Also, Stiglitz has nightmares.
Warnings: rough sex/violent!Stiggy. but come on, what do you expect?
A/N: probably my angsty-est piece ever. Which, after you read this, you'll realize that means I write zero angst. Hope you enjoy this though. This kind of writing is a bit out of my comfort zone, so I hope I did all the characters justice, and kept you guys entertained.
One more thing: I'm pretty sure this is the first time I've written from the POV of a sub. I generally write from the general POV of dom characters, since I relate more to them. But Stiglitz is...Stiglitz...and so I felt it easier to get into the head of Wicki this time. So there's another added complication in my attempt to write this fic.
Translatory shout-out: Much love and thanks to raynelove, who translated all this german for me. Thank you thank you thank you!

( Wicki knew Stiglitz would never tell him... )

Hey everyone! Happy belated-thanksgiving to everyone living in the states (except PST. I got this in before it's midnight over there, so ha!). To everyone else in the world: happy friday! Except you guys in hawaii. It is not Friday yet for you.
Gracious that's confusing.
Anyways, here is a thanksgiving fic! Which I wrote while having terrible heartburn from delicious food/wine/cigars.
Enjoy!

Title: Thanksgiving (stealing from you Eli. come and get me! ... please come and get me!)
Summary: All the Basterds have something to be thankful for.
Pairings: Donny/Uti and Stiggy/Wicki (seriously this time)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: slightly violent sex on the part of Stiggy/Wicki, but nothing major
A/N: look! I wrote Stiggy/Wicki! Oh great Stiggy/Wicki shippers, please don't kill me!
EDIT: So much love and thanks to raynelove for translating that FUCKTON of German! Oh my gosh, you are the absolute best!!!!
Comments are love!

 

( Thanksgiving. There is stuffing.  )

 

         

Hai Guys!
Well, I only have two papers due by next Tuesday, which equals massive downtime on my part (hahaha yeah right). Point is, I decided to write another fic. I actually have two plot bunnies in my head right now, this is the first one, a Donny/Uti centric one. The next is a Stiglitz/Wicki one, and is going to be much more artsy and dramatic. Maybe. So, onto the fic!!

Sequel to this one, which is a sequel to this one.

Title: Come on Donny, Just Say It
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: boy-boy loving, angst.
Pairings: Donny/Uti, Stiglitz/Wicki, Wicki/Uti
Summary: Donny and Utivich in an established relationship, and Utivich goes and fucks it all to hell.
A/N: Once again, I lack the ability to write short fics. so enjoy this long-ass one! yayy. Enjoy!

Sequel Time!
Alright, this one specially goes to the anon who commented on "Uti's a Virgin" and requested a sequel to it.
So it seems, for some reason, that in my stories: a.) wicki always cooks, b.) donny is always hungry, and c.) they are always insanely long. I do not understand my brain, but there you go.
Also, I down-played the Donny accent, and used it on the words that my friends most make fun of me for. I do like doing the accent, but I understand that it can be hard to read, so we'll see if I can't find a happy medium for this.

Title: Sequel to Uti's a Virgin. Totally original title, I know.
Pairings: Donny/Uti and Stiglitz/Wicki
Rating: Eh...very soft R
Summary: The morning after, Uti and Donny try and figure their stuff out, and run into Stiglitz and Wicki...
A/N: Oh my gosh this turned sappy. I have no idea how that happened, and I apologize profusely for the amount of sap. Seriously. Gagk.Also, writing about Stiglitz makes me smoke soooo many cigarettes. IB fanfiction is dangerous to my health...ah, and for all you stiglitz/wicki shippers: this is me easing into them as a pairing. so i hope you guys like ^.^ as for donny/uti shippers: don't kill me for the amount of sap and lack of sex! nyrgk!
Translator: Big thank-yous and hugs to emcee_mana, who was absolutely lovely and translated all this mean old german for me! *Kermit the frog voice:* yayyyyyy!!!

Hey guys.
Oh my gracious has RL been hectic. Nyrgk. Getting a PhD is hard...
But, enough whining. I come bearing crack!fic. I started out writing it semi-seriously, and it just....devolved from there.

Title: Uti's a Virgin
Pairing: Donny/Uti
Rating: PG-13/soft R
Summary: Uti's a virgin, Donny is drunk.
Warnings: Donny!accent to the extreme, crack-ness
A/N: yeah, it's crazy. just...eh. Whatever.

Total PWP fic, going off of the baseball bases metaphor for sex and junk. Basically I'm just totally procrastinating this ginormous fuck-ton of papers I need to write. Hope my procrastination produced something worth reading!

Title: Rounding the Bases
Synopsis: Donny tries to explain the "bases" to Uti. Uti doesn't get it, a "hands on" demonstration ensues.
Pairing: Donny/Uti
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slash PWP, nothing kinky
A/N: My gracious is this un-beta'd. Usually I read over them once or twice, but since I actually really do need to write this paper on Hobbes and Locke, just yell at me about any typos and junk and I'll get to them at some point.
Can you tell I have baseball on  the brain?

*Sob sob sob* Wry? Wryyyy? Wry do the Sox INSIST on breaking my heaht every season?
I'm gonna go watch Fevah Pitch and cry into some ice cream.
I love you Donny! You understand!!!

Oh, and here's a relevant ficlet below.

Title: The Sox don't love me.
Pairing: Donny/Utivich
Rating: PG-13, just for language
Synopsis: Sox loose, Donny (and I) are sad
Disclaimer: don't own
A/N: did you know that back in the 40s, there were no league championship series, it just went straight to the world series? true.

This was meant to be a victory post, but the Sox are busy SUCKING right now, so I'm just gonna post this before I have a break down.

Filled another kink meme!
Prompt:
Can I get some Utivich/Donowitz, with Utivich making fun of Donny's ridiculous name, which then leads to manly wrasslin, which then leads to fooling around.
Whoever you want can top, I honestly have no preference.

Title: Don-Don
Pairing: Donny/Uti
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Fair use!
A/N: I just realized with this fic that I almost always make Donny orgasm last. Hurm. What an interesting insight into my psyche...


( Dangit Sox, do better ) </style>

Filled another kink meme!!

Donny likes to watch Utivich. Utivich is oblivious. When winter comes and the basterds have to bunk up in pairs, Donny really, really wishes it was with someone else. Even bloody Stigliz would be better.
(Bonus: Aldo is highly amused.)

Title: Watching out in the Cold? (I suck at titles)
Pairing: Donny/Utivich
Rating: R
Warnings: eh, boys jerking off. so that.
A/N: I swear, eventually, I will totally write something other than PWP. I'm just getting my fic-writing legs back after a long absence from it. Like, since freshie year of college (dang it's been a while...). Also, I repeat: I am totally incapable of writing short fics. Anyways, hope you enjoy.
Disclaimer: fair use!

Edit: I hate the sox! I hate them so much! *runs and cries into a Yastrzemski t-shirt*
So this is just a random baseball fic, nothing special. Donny/Uti in a relationship, but no real action between the two of them. Just baseball. ^.^

Parings: Donny/Utivich, implied Wicki/Stiglitz (because they are my go-to background characters ^.^)
Rating: PG-13, but only for language
Warnings: Sox nerdom
Synopsis: Utivich knows nothing about baseball, and Donny feels the need to explain it to him on April 20th (see, told you sox nerdiness going on here)
A/N: Donny has the same high standards I do for fucking someone: you need to have played a game of baseball at some point in your life. You gotta keep your standards high.
Un-beta'd, per usual. Point out any mistakes!

Snork snork. I suck at titles, so I'm just going with something stupid Donny would say.
This is technically a sequel to Hungry, but it can be read as a stand alone.

Title: Full
Pairing: Utivich/Donny (in that order!), implied Wicki/Stiglitz
Summary: Donny hurts himself bashing heads, Utivich gives him a massage. Yeah. PWP
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: eh, NC-17 slash. they kill someone, but nothing kinky.
Disclaimer: Don't own rawr
A/N: i did an awesome proof today in class, so this was my victory write. this is also totally my love letter to all you lovely people in this comm. So here you guys go: top Uti.
un-beta'd, so go ahead and lemme know if there's some mistakes and junk.
also, if anyone asks, i have totally had a muscle do this to me before. no lies.

I know, I already posted this under the Kink Meme where it's supposed to go, but I wanted to make it its own post too. Go ahead and delete if this is like, double posting and therefore wrong or something.

So this was the prompt:
Donowitz/Utivich

Donny somehow makes it out of the fire/explosion alive. (Come on, Tarantino made a movie where getting shot in the head didn't kill the protagonist or even leave a scar — what realism?) When he catches up with the remaining Basterds, Utivich is happy to see him. Real happy.

And probably Aldo and Landa just see a bit of this and go, "...Huh."

So, obviously:
Pairings: Donny/Uti
Warnings: AU-ish (perhaps not, it kinda could fit)
Rating: PG, PG-13 just for language
Disclaimer: Don't own yadda yadda
A/N: dawwww

Fuck the sox! I hate them!! *cries*
But I love you guys! So I'm posting part V anyways!
First of all, I'd like to thank all you wonderful people for being so encouraging this whole week! Your lovely comments are what got me through proof homework this whole week ^.^
And now, finally, SEX. Actual, serious, SEX.
This is part V of a V parter, so please go read parts I, II, III, and IV before you read this one!
(Also, seriously, WTF first base ump?! YOU SUCK. 2 outs at first that you can't fucking see? WHAT THE FUCK. BULLSHIT. Also, fuck that stupid catcher kid, gimme back varitek.)

Enjoy yous guys!

Title: Hungry
Part: 5/5
Pairing: Donny/Utivich
Synopsis: First timez
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: don't own blah blah blah
Warnings: sexy sexy between two sexy boys
A/N: So, my explanation for my characterization of Donny this part: well, the way I figure it, Donny has his "woman" now, right? And every southie boy i know who gets a woman immediately reverts back to 5 years old, and expects that woman to be his mom. So there you go.

( Onto some sexy sexing! )

Title: Hungry Parts I-IV
Pairing: Donny/Utivich, background implied Stiglitz/Wicki
Synopsis: First timez
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: don't own blah blah blah
Warnings: it's nc-17 slash, so typical stuff for that.
A/N: Uber long, but enjoy! Also: LET'S GO RED SOX.

Merry Christmas everyone, or secular gift-giving season to those of you who don't really celebrate.
I got the four sets of figumates for Christmas (yay mom!) and so I am looking to trade my extras to round out my collection.

( Read more... )

I finished the whole thing! Oh my gosh yay!! I wrote a novel in a month!!!
Um, that's all I have to say! Done! Done done done done done!!!
Anyone got any publishing tips? I'm editing the hell outta this thing over the next month, having other people read it and working their comments/critiques into it all. So, here's my excerpt wooo!!

Whoa. So I've been gone forever. 1 full week of not writing at all. Wow. I suck.
But! I just wrote 4,600 words tonight! Yay! Hurray for Phoebe's long winded rants about absolutely nothing!
George is about halfway through. I just need him and Phoebe to have their study group/date thing, George to finally be a man and kiss her, and that about should wrap it up. Then all I've got is the final wrap up section, which'll be fairly short (one or two chapters) and that's it! done with the book! yayyy!!!!
Alright, excerpt time:

Wow. So I worked eight hours straight for my dad today. 10-6. Fuunnnnn. But luckily, last night George, the MC of my last kind of section, was like "rawr! You are not falling asleep vincenza! I will eat your brain and plot out whole scenes word for word until you wake up and write me!" so i ended up writing the first chapter of his section at THREE AM last night, the 2nd chapter of his section today, and i have pretty much his entire section outlined now. so yay!

Finished Kim's section! Finally! *dance dance dance* It's taken me, like, a week. But I finished it! *dance dance dance*
So, now I'm on to sorta-unnamed-adorable-boy-last-whole-section section. ^.^ Right now his name is George, but I'm not positive. I just lurvul the name George, and I lurvul this character. So. It'll probably end up being George, actually, since, well, I COMMA SPLICE! no, because I'll end up growing attached to the name and it'll stick. Anyway, he's the last whole section character, so yay almost done! There's this mini-section after the last section, that has to do with this whole plot device thing. But that'll only be one, two chapters max. So George is the last full section. Yay!

Well YAY my brain doesn't hurt today!! Alright! And now I'm only one chapter away from finishing Kim's section, so that is super awesome. So the section I wrote today is a little bit bittersweet, because there's this bit where Kim is rowing a 2k on the ergs, and I was in crew up until winter break last year. And I totally miss the girls and the competition and stuff, so this section made me kind of sad. :-(